so what's the road you should be taking?

...annnnddd this blog entry was in the oven for...an extremely long period of time.
Such a long period of time that I AM NOW ALREADY EXTREMELY SICK OF THE TEN-DAY MEME and I kind of want to ditch it for the 30-letter one. Because letters to other people are so much more fun to write than incessant narcissism spewing from me.

BUT.

I will prevail against an evil meme. Heroic Music please?

[ Also, all of the below was written in five minutes, give or take two minutes because I kind of started when The Hailed One said seven minutes. Then I was like ahhhh. So forgive the absence of dull wit and slapdash/stick humour pleaseeee. ]

Day one: ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day two: nine things about yourself.
Day three: eight ways to win your heart.
Day four: seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day five: six things you wish you’d never done.
Day six: five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day seven: four turn offs.
Day eight: three turn ons.
Day nine: two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day ten: one confession

...the heroic music kind of killed whatever enthusiasm I had for this. Also, I think most of the reasons I give will apply to platonic relationships as well. AND WHAT KIND OF STUPID PHRASING IS WIN YOUR HEART ANYWAY. What about ways to earn my love?
Also feel warned: I feel obliged to give a stupor-inducing reasoning for most factors which may or will sound extremely trite.

SO. LET THE LOVE BEGIN.

...why am I doing this anyway.

ME!
eesh. maybe i'll just be unimaginative and do another day of the memey thing
The Hailed One
YAY
ME!
that's not yay. did you see the next topic? something about ways to win my heart. what are they talking about. I HAVE NO HEART D:
The Hailed One
LOL.
ways to win alice's heart
- be a DID
- give her hugs and kisses
- be very nice to her
- make her laugh
- eat snails
- don't do the above point
- dance around
-etc

She Speaks The Truth. I'm done!

[ ^ THAT was the dramatic edit which made me break the seven-minute blog boundary. Sad. ]

Righty-o.

1. Be fairly loyal/faithful
BECAUSE.
..ahaha major corniness coming.
Life is totally made of both good and bad happenings - it's for better or worse.
SO.
..okay I'm out of sweetness. General idea got conveyed, yes?

2. A vaguely comfortable relationship
...because I think it's kiiinnddd of dodgy to have your heart won. And then break out in a cold nervous sweat next to your saviour. Yepp, as is probably extremely obvious by now, I really don't like the phrase 'win your heart'.

3. Some semblance of funnies
Amusing = good.

4.Be willing to do completely random things and possibly extremely stupid things
...I have a weird impulse to do odd/foolish/time-wasting things occasionally. WHY NOT JOIN ME?

5. Fairly equal relationship
Have this dodgy GIRLPOWER! thing thanks to a) 6 years of girl school or b) three days of watching dae jang geum.

6. Fairly intelligent
This sounds dodgily elitist. And there's the whole thing of how intelligence can be measured. SO LET'S GO BY MY STANDARD OF INTELLIGENCE which I will invent sometime in the next few billion years or so.

7. Write to me.
Was re-reading plane letters the other day and promptly disintegrated into this blobby blob of goo. I think it's due to some narcisstic gene gone rampant which makes me love people who write to me. Thus. Write.

8. BAKE FOR ME!
So someone baked me a cake after hearing The Sock Story.
AND I was like ADULATION.
.'. I gather that I either a) eat too much b) my love is too easily won or c) I'm just really out of factors for how someone can 'win my heart'.

..I THINK MY BRAIN JUST WENT INTO A COMA. Whoever doubted my powers of making random stuff tedious - HERE IS YOUR THOUGHT-NUMBING INOCULATION.

- random fact spammage of all that I've learned these holidays -

*Cow manure isn't the only thing to spontaneously combust - crates of pistachios do too due to high fat/low water content.

*When female sharks initially give birth, they lose their sense of appetite as to help them lose all the weight gained from pregnancy.
...I'm scared because some people are fairly gullible. It's to stop them from eating their pups. Or whatever shark babies are called.

P.S. I blogged for you. And it's kind of a relatively long entry. When I could have totally loophole-d and posted one word. BE HAPPY AND SLEEP (:

P.P.S. OH I'M GOOD - told you I can blog heaps in five minutes. Even though it's mostly all offal. Whatever. POINT PROVEN, NON-BELIEVER.
Damn the edit broke seven minutes into ten or something.