one eye burning monster , spiced and hot to go .

I love the holidays.
To celebrate my love for the holidays, I HAVE MADE A NEW GOAL.
Everything [ or most things. or no things. depends on level of laziness. ] I get tagged on from facebook, I will do here.
&& vice versa. ;D


P.S. you really don't want to read the below. It'd probably give you a migraine, and then cause your migraine to spawn smallpox. And then the smallpox will contract swine flu, and then it'll cause an epidemic of tiny proportions within your head. Yeah.

1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT?
This round one near my ankle.
The very interesting story behind its conception was that one day, long long ago, a mosquito stuck his/her/its proboscis into my then relatively unmarred skin.
And then my relatvely started bleeding.
Then it scabbed.
Then I scratched it.
Then it scabbed again.
Then I scratched it. Again.
Then it scabbed.
Then it healed.
Then it left a scar behind so it could remain a cherished momento of that intrepid mosquito.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Patches of blue. And more blue. A window. And more blue. And a glow-in-the-dark kangaroo.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Silver...shiny...scratched...

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Music. That actually sounds like music.

5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?
A branch...with four owls on it. And my desktop icons are fruits.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Not revise.
And I'm already doing that.
Life's good (:

7. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE?
Yeah.

8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN?
Midnight...ish.

8. ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL TOGETHER?
Yep.

10. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
'...it doesn't always make you wanna cryyy...'

11. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK?
YES. IT'S SO SCARY.
But it's bearable if it's for a noble cause, such as hiding in a pitch dark closet for hide and seek.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
My...mother. I think...

13. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I don't really mind.
Ha. I'm such an answer thief.

14. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS?
Not really. But I think that they have some uses. E.g. if my arm suddenly get chopped off and I need an emergency...sewing-my-arm-back-on-operation, painkillers would certainly be nice.

15. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Coffee...I suppose.
But the only energy drink I've ever tried is V, and I thought that tasted like cough syrup.

17. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Nothing actually. Just had a whole load of grease-soaked pizza..

18. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Who..was...the...last...person...I...made...mad?
Cool phrasing. and no idea.

19. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
Yup. Cantocantocanto. Conga conga conga..

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT SOMEONE GAVE YOU?
Ummm. Um. Umumum. Plane tickets?

21. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
Like..?

22. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Nope. Very uninteresting body.

23. FAVOURITE FRIEND?
Nooooo ideaa.

24. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Something PINK!
No, not really.
Well actually..

25. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTER-LIFE?
Once in a while.

26. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE?
Conga conga conga..

27. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Leaving to where, school?

28. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Depends on how much they mean to me in the first place (:

29. SAY A NUMBER FROM 1-100.
eeeeee...leven.

30. BLONDE OR BRUNETTE?
Um...blue?

31. WHAT IS THE ONE PHONE NUMBER THAT SHOWS UP ON YOUR PHONE THE MOST?
My mother's. ;]

32. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Shellac.
Well, that doesn't annoy me the most..
But yeah. First thing I could think of.

33. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR BIRTH COUNTRY?
Mmhmm.

34. YOUR WEAKNESS?
Gooey fluffy things.

35. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU GAVE?
Can't remember...

36. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE HOLIDAY?
Dreamland!
Yay, lame..

37. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yup. :]

38. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE THIS?
Being indecisive. And playing MSN bowling. Which is vaguely fun.

39. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Perfect eyesight?

40. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Shortness?
-shrug-

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Cry my heart out. Now I'll NEVER get the chance to get throbbing hangovers.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A...poodle.
Failing that, I want a Snuggie!

45. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Yeah. Some guy called Alex. Not sure if he actually exists.

46. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No. I wish on caterpillars.

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVOURITE?
My pinkies. One's fat, and one's skinny. Oh, the powers of violin..

49. WHAT UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?
Y-FRONTS!
...no.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I like it well enough that I use that style every day..

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE?
Bok choy (:
[ not really. ]

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Stabbing my poor desk when annoyed.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Dunno. Not too many CD's..

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
No, of course not..

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Yep.
[ I think. I'm relatively sure I have..]

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Depends..

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
Through the blunt point of a ballpoint pen..

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Sleep...zzz..

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Eh. Yes and no.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?
PIG!

61. ARE YOU AFRAID OF GROWING UP?
Yeahhh.

62. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Nope.

63. ARE YOU RELIGIOUS?
Once in a while.

64. DOES 11:11 MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
Yeah. Reminds me of the MLIA story with the little brother who was turning 11 on 11/11/2011.

66. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?
Mostly.

67. WHAT IS THE MOST PAIN YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED?
Not sure..

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No(:

69. LAST THING YOU SPILLED?
Waterrrrrrr.

70. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
Fish. And a few more fish. And a few more. And a few more. And a few more yet unborn, but I'm pretty sure they'll count as a pet.

71. WHAT IS THE LAST FURRY THING YOU TOUCHED?
Polarfleece?

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE COLOURS
Purplee.

73. WHAT'S THE LAST BOOK YOU READ?
Um...I think it might have been Superior Saturday.

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Which teeth are the wise ones?

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Will anyone even read this?
1. It's on my dA.
2. It's a hopelessly long wall of text.

76. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM VACATION?
Anywhere, as long as it's fun. And as long as I'm with fun people. Or willingly by myself.

77. LAST THING YOU ATE/DRANK?
Ice cream!

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Can't remember..

79. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their...uh...voice...?

81. FAVOURITE THING TO HATE?
Monsters.

82. FAVOURITE DRINK?
Depends on mood.

83. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN?
Aquarius.
Not that I'm biased at all..

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT?
Rock-climbing, rollerblading, ice skating...something requiring no hand-eye co-ordination.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR?
Black...dark brown...asian-hair coloured.

86. EYE COLOUR?
Dark brown

87. TALL OR SHORT?
SHORT.

88. SIBLINGS?
Sibling.

89. FAVOURITE MONTH?
December<3

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Yepp.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
17 Again. Chick flick. It was alright.

92. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Um...last few days of term 4.

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Think so..

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer!
But winter's nice...if the conditions are right..

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Hmmm...

97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
No one. Who will be bothered reading all these anyway? I mean, this window's been open on my computer for like, three hours. In that time, I have done many important things, such as charmed Holly Valence 3 times. Someone play with me!

98. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
My grandma. :]

99. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Depends on what kind of love..

100. BIGGEST FEAR(S)?
Yeah, I'd totally tell my dA journal. What if someone kidnapped me and read this?

101. WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNT FROM THIS?
That I have no life.

If you read all of the above...you also have no life.
..now start reading. (:
If you finish, you'll get a PRIZE!

- Straight off my dA journal because SOMEONE was emotionally/physically/mentally/metaphysically bullying me to post.
Have fun in VIC oh bully of mine!